How I Met Your Mother premiered this week, and on it, the word "Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz" was discussed. This word talks about meeting someone and knowing instantaneously that they are your one. You don't even have to think about it.
Well let me teach you what my baby lizard has taught me about love. I loved him the second I saw him. He was sleeping in a little crack on this log in his cage. I pointed to him when the lady asked which one I wanted, and she said "Are you sure?"
Brian said "Yeah. His tail is better, it's not all fat like the others."
She said "If it's fat, that means they're healthy. This little guy needs some work. Are you sure?"
And he's been one of my best friends ever since. I really didn't like the fat tails before. I thought they were ugly. I also didn't like the spots on them. Aristotle was a lot cuter because he had stripes.
Now he's got a fat little tail on him. And he's entirely spotted. He's almost twice his size as well.
But I love the little guy. I think that's teaching something about love maybe... I don't know what... but...
I know I brag about Stupid a lot. I just really like him.