My Computer Swears Like A Sailor

So I WENT to that silly BYU game, and found myself back at home at 2 in the morning, after having been on a bus in which the air conditioning was stuck on "Full blast ice age" temperature. And I was tired because it was so early and I was cold because it was COLD and I had no voice because of... well, because of the game.

And Sunday I woke up and found myself sick, and found myself surrounded by crazy drama.

Oh and then Sunday night my computer starts talking in its sleep.

I tried turning it on, but it wouldn't turn on. All it would do is go

"BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!"

And I said "Oh no!" 

And it said "BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!"

And I said "Wha-"

But it interrupted me and said "BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!"

So I quickly shut it off, and turned it back on and it was fine.

The next morning it did the same thing. Except it wasn't fine. It took way too long for it to turn on.

And when it did, the time and date said it was 10:11pm on December 31, 2007. 

So I threw my hands up in the air and said "Ay-o!"

It did this several times. It always would say it was 10:11 pm, 12/31/2007.

I came to the conclusion that someone was murdered in my house on that day, and they were possessing my computer to try and tell me something.

I ran a virus check on it, and it said "OMG! You've got some infected things! Better restart your computer now so we can get rid of those beasts!"

So I said "Sure! Why not!"

And it turned off. And then turned on.

But not really.

"BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP! BEEEP! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! BEeEEeEeEeeEEeEEEeEEeeEeeEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Then a little screen popped up, and a mouse appeared that was HUGE, and the little screen said "Lol! Looks like your computer won't turn on! We're going to see what's up!"

So I pouted, said fine.... and about five minutes later it said!

"Whoops! Looks like your computer is broken! Sorry chump! Do you want us to put your computer in a time machine and send it back to a time when it wasn't broken?"

How can I ever deny a time machine?!

In about 20 minutes, my computer was bouncing and happy again!

So this morning I woke up, went to check my homework and email my teachers and tell them that I have the Black Plague, and my computer went

"BEEP BEEP!!! BEEEEEEEEEEEP! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!"

It's dying for attention. 

It's literally dying.

For attention.

I've finally got it on, and I've rigged the settings so that my computer can't turn off even if it wanted to....

And online it says that either the fan is broken or the keyboard is broken. But something is broken, and it's causing my computer to swear up a storm.

To pacify you, my young friends, since I'm not entirely sure when I may be able to blog what with a silly computer....

Here is a picture of um.....

A giant flag.

Just kidding my computer won't load pictures.

I'll draw one right here.

SJJF                                        sjjfjeoiigi                          

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6

6

6

6

6

6

477

3

7

45

23

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6

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a flower. Can you see it? Kinda like a rose.