Things. Have been.
So.
So very awesome.
The very awesomest.
Things have been so awesome I haven't blogged.
Because that's how awesome things have been.
Super awesome.
The best.
Ever.
Ok.
I'm not going to blog about the awesomest, because you can infer from this:
Anyways. Now I'm in Arizona. We packed up a car yesterday, my family and I, and made the 14 hour trip to Arizona for Christmas.
This is what you can hear if you're in a car with us for that long.
Brian: So you know engines?
Lara: *Cackle* Like... Native Americans?
Brian: Train engines.
Lara: You can train engines?!
Brian: Well, they can make them run on anything these days.
Becca: Hahaa! Like corn?
Lara: They can run on water.... they're really fast at running.
Brian: Like oil.
And coal.
Becca: They can run on air....
Brian: And spices. They can even run on spices.
Lara: That makes sense. Columbus came to the Americas for spices, right?
Brian: Well, Mussolini got the trains to run on Thyme.
Brian: Well, Mussolini got the trains to run on Thyme.
Brian: When people ask to borrow my Nook, I put the Bible on it and hand it to them.
Lara: You can be a missionary like that! Hand them the Book of Mormon, "This book changed my life!"
Brian: Yeah. It'll be the only book on the Nook.
Brian: Yeah. It'll be the only book on the Nook.
.... My.... Nook of Mormon.
Mom: I made snoup yesterday....
Lara: DANG IT! I forgot my big purse!
Brian: Oh, I have a purse you can borrow girl!
Brian: Oh, I have a purse you can borrow girl!
Lara: No, shut up. I really needed it so I could put my bowl game stuff in it....
Brian: You know I still have a purse for you girl.
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