Mom: That's not how it goes, don't you know how it goes?
Lara: Yeah. What choo' talkin bout, Willis!? What's that from! Wait! Don't tell me.
Mom: Don't tell her!
Lara: It starts with an s.... Hmmmm.... Ssss.... Stranger Tides!
Mom: Not even close!
Lara: No, that's close!
Mom: Nope.
Lara: It has some letters in common..... Ok what is it?
Mom: You told me not to tell you!
Lara: [google search]
Mom: This is gonna drive you cra--
Lara: DIFFERENT STROKES! I KNEW I was close!
Mom: That's not close.
Lara: Uh-huh! Stranger and different are cinnamons, and then what do you do in a boat? You stroke! The oars! And Stranger Tides is a movie about boats. NAILED IT.
Today we're making salsa.
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