And without further ado....

There are two ways I could go about this. I could post the winner first, and then what you won?

Or I could draw out the suspense and make you get all hyped up and then announce who won.

The first is safe and nice.

But the second is full of anticipation! But it could be mean!

Awwww heck who said I was nice? Not me! No one says I'm nice.

ALRIGHT! Are you ready to see what you have won?!??!!

FIRST! A pair of socks! I love socks. I have a SOCK FETISH! Yes. I know what I said. And now I probably want to take that back. Anyways.

In high school, a lot of times I would wear shoes to school and then take them off in the band room and proceed to the rest of my classes wearing socks. 

I prefer to be barefoot, but I can't exactly give you foot skin without maybe getting sent to jail. Or crazy house.  

And the only way to wear socks is mismatched. So there you go.

Now... this is actually a bonus shape because I'm crazy and spontaneous and stuff like that! Mystery shapes! Who knows what's in there? I do! They are silly bands. But the shape of the silly band is a mystery. Hence... awesome.

This last gift is very near and dear to my heart, so that will explain my face.

Dr. Freakin Pepper Chapstick. This has so many fond memories attached in so many ways. 

For one, I react weird to caffeine and sugar for that matter. Jr. year I experienced caffeine for the first time and I was at my high school. It ended with a lot of people crying and a lot of people laughing and me hicupping and not knowing for the life of me what was going on.

I gave up caffeine, and I have found a way to get my Dr. Pepper fix in other ways. And this chapstick is how I do it. I love it so stinkin much. Ask my family. 

One day during band camp this summer, it was raining. I was late to rehearsal. I ran across a busy street in order to get to where I needed to be... and my chapstick fell out of my pocket and rolled down the street. 

I fell to my knees in a dramatic manner and cried as it rolled away.

Just kidding, I did get really upset, but there was no knee falling. 

Today I purchased more Dr. Pepper chapstick for myself, and some for YOU!

Now... who is you?

Before I tell you, I have some things I want to say.

First off.... why is this center aligned?! I didn't change it!!! WHAT'S GOING ON?! I blame this on Capricorn.

Second... Thank you so much for entering. I really appreciate your participation in this, and at the risk of sounding cheesy, I want to say that each of you deserve something. But that ruins the point of giveaways. 

So please participate in other giveaways! If you have things you want to do for giveaways, like you want to give something away, or you have an idea, email me at 

Thanks dolls :)

Without further ado... 

The winner...

Of the first...

New World Giveaway...

Ever...

Is....

MEGAN PRIETZEL!

Megan, come on down!

Rather, send me your shipping info, and I will get you your prize as soon as possible!

Thanks everyone! I love you!

Love me too? As you will? Is that ok? Yeah? No? Oh. Alright. This is awkward... um... see ya I guess? Tomorrow? Maybe? Ok! 

Word!

Hey everyone, just a little update!

The giveaway is now CLOSED! I will be posting the winners later this week! So get excited and stuff! I have everyone's votes accounted for, don'tcha worry. If I was unsure whether someone had 2 or 3 votes? I rounded up. So everyone has the proper number of votes! Thanks for the participation in this, it was awesome.

I'd like to make these giveaways a thing we do! Because I love you. You're the best followers ever and I like to reward you.

Also because I'm a greedy fat pig who likes self reward... and views/followers shot up during the giveaway. Neat and stuff!

So right, I'll post a picture later this week of what you won, along with THE WINNER! Exciting and junk! I'd do it now, but you know... school and stuff.... and dealing with my personality crisis (So I'm NOT a cancer?! I'm still a leo!? What the heck stars! WTFractle!)

I'd like to get your opinions on all this, if you'd like to share! What did you like about the giveaway? What didn't you like? What are some things that you'd like me to giveaway?

And if anyone has a small etsy business or really any business for that matter (You draw funny pictures... you take neat pictures, you bake, you make crafts, what have you!) and you'd like some advertisement for said business? Talk to me and we could work out a way of doing a giveaway for your product!

I'm thinking about next giveaway doing something awesome... along with an interview with the winner posted to my blog, so we can advertise you and your blog or whatever. How's that sound? Awesome!

And you give... and you give... and you give:mumblemumble:away

You guys are the worst of the worst followers ever. (But I still love you.)

When I issued the plea a few months ago to help me get more followers, I promised that if we reached 50, I would do a giveaway.

And so one day I'm all "Lawdidawdidaw I'ma check my blog! SDLSNDFEINWKLDFS??!?!?!?! (Icelandic) 52 followers?!?!?!?"

I'm a woman of my word, much like Jack Baurer except more womanly and less... Jack Baurer-y....... So here we go. A giveaway.

The trick about this giveaway is that you have no idea what it is. If you can finish this sentence, then you will know what it is! But you won't be able to finish this sentence. "My favorite...."

The second trick about this is... You have Let's say... Until the 15th, so 10 days, to enter this giveaway. If I get 60 followers by next Wednesday, I will announce what is in the giveaway.

But come on! If I don't get 60 followers by then, it's still ok! Getting surprises in the mail rock! Don't worry. It's not deathly. It's not alive. It's not mean. It's AWESOME!!!!

So enter now! Rules go like this:

You can get 1 entry by: Commenting on this post
You can get another entry by: Posting a link to your favorite post on facebook and commenting below telling me that you did this. (Must be verifiable)
You can get another entry by: Posting a link to your favorite post in your blog. Not just in your blog roll but in your actual blog post.

You know what? I'ma up the anti! (Is that how they say it?) I'm gonna give away TWO of my favorite! Favorite whats? That's for you to know and me to find out.

So enter right away! Closes on the 15th! Have fun!