Yesterday I was all like
"Lol. Woe is like me. I has no guitar."
And awesome-sauce follower chip was all like
And then I was all like :O
Because I remembered that my dad had a ukulele that nobody used.
It was sitting on top of a bookshelf.
So I pulled it out.
And learned how to play the uke at 11pm.
Right now I can play these hit songs!
"All I Want Is You"
(Half of) "Somewhere over the Rainbow"
"My Dog Has Fleas"
Little known fact, I played the uke when I was about 5. And my one hit wonderdome knew one hit, "My Dog Has Fleas".
This song goes G-C-E-A (i.e. strum the strings one at a time with no fingers down.)
And you sing one word to a note:
"My Dog has fleas.
The fleas have peas.
The peas have worms.
The worms have germs.
The germs have school on Saturday."
The last line there follows the note progression of a little snippet from rock around the clock.
("We're gonna have some fun when the clock strikes one")
I might be the next big thing.