Discoveries and Adventures Part 2: The Cerial
Today I was studying while eating Coco Rice Crispies out of a jar that at one point had ranch dressing in it. For some reason as I held that jar in my hand... (and I have no idea what reason... it still doesn't make sense to me...) I decided to check what time it was. With the open jar in my hand. And I wasn't even wearing a watch, and haven't worn a watch in several years. So I don't know what was going through my mind but anyways. Gravity happened, and I spilled rice crispies all over my floor. Then I used my brand new broom for the first time and swept them up. I think some got into my blow drier though... oh well! My hair will just smell like chocolate! Dear fake watch... you were never my friend. You were never my-- You were never my lover (lover... lover... lover...) I broke up with my fake watch. Comfort me as you will.