It's full of knowledge

I was sitting here on my computer, and I had just finished drinking the water in my water bottle. It's a pretty nice water bottle. It was left at our house or in our car or in the band room or something... it belongs to a band kid... but we didn't know who it belonged to. And we forgot to ask anyone. So after about... a long time... I claimed it as my own and I use it just about every day.

The bottle was empty. I've noticed some things. I've recorded myself while I was on the computer or on the phone or studying and it's really funny to see what I do. And for some reason, today I picked up my water bottle and started hitting myself on the head with it. And it made a really cool noise! It's either a really sharp G, or a really flat Ab. So I decided to record a video of me hitting my head with a water bottle.

Bad news. I forgot to record it the first time. So here I am hitting my head with a water bottle for about 3 minutes just for the kicks and giggles. I realized it wasn't recording and recorded another one. Here you go.

I have a headache now. You're welcome as you will.