1.12.2011

Stale Chips and Bread with Unsalted Butter

I'm learning how to cook! I'd take pictures of my food and post them on the computer, but I forget to take pictures of my food and post them on the computer... so you don't get any pictures of my food posted on the computer.

And hey, is the world a worse place for it?

No. Well... maybe.

I felt like a sucky person and my life was headed in a terrible direction. My future looked like this, when I didn't know how to cook.

Well, there were 4 paths.

Path One:
Eat only stale chips and bread with unsalted butter every day...
And die within a few months from either boredom or... yeah just boredom.

Path Two:
Eat only stale chips and bread with unsalted butter every day..
And somehow make it through school and land a really good job! Not too bad!
But no one will marry me because I can't cook. I live an unhappy life and die alone.

Path Three;
Eat only stale chips and bread with unsalted butter every day...
And somehow make it through school and land a really good job! Not too bad!
And I even get married! (Awesome!)
But he leaves me because the doctors say he will die if he doesn't. Because my cooking is toxic. And he's bored of stale chips and bread with unsalted butter every day.

Path Four:
Eat only stale chips and bread with unsalted butter every day...
And somehow make it through school, and land a really good job! Not too bad!
And I even get married! (Awesome!)
We have many beautiful children.
But then we all die from the boredom of only eating stale chips and bread with unsalted butter every day.

This entire poor outlook on my future could have been easily fixed if my roommates stopped buying unsalted butter.

But it seemed more fun to go about it the complicated way, and learn how to cook.

I'm going vegetarian for this month. If you have any good recipes, please share! NO MEAT!

Right now I'm sitting at my computer with a tub of cookie dough. I wanted cookie dough... but it was frozen... so the cookie dough has a knife shoved in it. I'm carving out chunks of cookie dough and sucking on them. It's... not as good as it sounds. And it really doesn't sound that good in the first place.

So.... something doesn't make sense to me.

The giveaway discussion has the most pageviews this week! It has TONS! But only like.... 6-7 people have entered. So... yeah. What's the big deal? To get one entry, all you have to do is comment on the page! And bam you have an entry!

Anyways...

Go stab some cookie dough as you will.

UPDATE: I cut my lip with the knife.

2 comments:

Natasha Louise said...

oh my, this made me laugh, you're so funny!
...I have tons of good recipes, but right this minute can't think of any vegetarian meals!
I make a lot of cupcakes however, and have a ton of good cake recipes if you want one which would be a better way of using that unsalted butter!?
;)

chip said...

Fruit is yummy. And my friend is vegatarian, she eats fruit a lot, which results in us just calling her a 'fruititarian'.