Stupid.

Remember how I wanted a bunny? Well. I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

But the proper amount of time has passed so I can announce it.

I got a gecko.

A little baby one.

His name is Aristotle Stupid Socks. Or Stupid for short. He's a little punk. He likes crickets, worms, and watching me sleep. Like the creep he is.

He bit me once.

I sprayed the squirt bottle right in his eye.

We get along well. He's funny and I love him.

He's supposed to live 15 years.

He's stupid.