Where was I?
All that stuff was in our yard, and as you can see, there was a lot more on the ground too. Leaves and stuff. We didn't bother to pick it up. It's probably half way to Cincinnati by now, what with the wind and what not.
I called that thing the trampoline. Probably a better suited name is the trampoline of horror and fear because it was terrifying to jump on. Thrillingly terrifying... exciting... daring...
I also met a bird named Danni. She likes chewing on my shoelaces and chewing on my ring. Pretty much all the things I like too! She also liked chewing on Joe's scabs which is gross.
Don't let his face fool you. I was 100% smitten by this bird and made a vow that I would one day own one. I told Joe I was gonna buy one.
"No. They're not allowed in our apartment.""Well, when we get a real house, then."
"It'll be such a big house you won't even know there's a bird in there."
"I WILL know there's a bird in there, and I'll grab it so fast and put it in the freezer, you'd never know."
So instead we went to get berry fro yo and I plotted how to make my dream happen anyways. And it's gonna happen Joe. Just you wait.