You all know pick up lines... ever heard of break up lines?
"Is there someone following you? Because I'm seeing other people behind your back."
Ogden was ok! Sure I lived by a bunch of crazy people, but I didn't have too many problems. Sure there was the occasional or not so 'casional cat call while I walked to school, and some weird people might follow me around shouting at me trying to 'get to know me'. But nothing like it's been here.
I was going for a walk with Nan, and she glanced around and said "You get a lot of looks, how do you feel about it." I shrugged and said I was used to it. But I didn't know how bad it was.
You heard about that guy at Smiths... he's part of it. I don't see him too much anymore though. Yesterday I was ambushed outside of my Calc class where EVERYONE was talking to me, not each other, me. All about different things. I went crazy.
Today I realized how bad it really was though.
Someone followed me to school.
They're waiting outside for me.
I couldn't help but talk to them when I first saw him, I mean, he was really cute! He walked out of this empty house and came right up to me. It was just a casual encounter with someone. But as I headed on my way, I looked behind me and he was following me! I figured maybe he was just going somewhere, but he kept cat calling me and then I get to my building, go inside, turn around, and he's there staring after me. It's really creepy. I haven't checked outside again... but...
If you happen to be walking by the biology building and you see a beautiful ginger kitten, call the cops. It's following me. But please don't hurt it... it's just a baby kitten. But I can't be followed like this, unacceptable.
I'm being held hostage... negotiate as you will.